Alex's Antics

Here are a few funnies from the Big A recently:

**while I was taking Sam's temperature Alex asked me, "Mom, is Sammy sick? Does he have a beaver?"

**when he was in trouble and I called "Alexander Steven!" he turned around and gave me the "mommy look" and used the "mommy voice" to say, "Mommy Steven!"

**Alex was setting the table for lunch and declared: "Mommy, you get the cup with the flowers because you're a girl and girls like flowers and new shirts!" (the logic is a little iffy, but the statement is true!)

**I asked Big A what he learned at school today. He very proudly exclaimed: "A says 'a' and A is for crocodile!" Yep, so glad to see the fruits of our tuition money right there!!